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Marie Roda’s ‘Challenge: Final Reckoning’ Recap: Here Is The Truth Betches

October 29, 2018

In last week’s recap, I apologized to The Challenge editing team. This week, I take it back. F*ck you. Last night’s episode was shocking for more than one reason. Not only did we get an elimination that was completely unexpected, but we also got another episode edit that made literally no sense. I’m beginning to […]

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‘When’s Happy Hour?’ Is Out Now, And We’re Celebrating With A Huge Giveaway Betches

October 29, 2018

The day you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived: our third book, When’s Happy Hour?, is out now! You read our general life advice on how to win at everything in Nice Is Just A Place In France, you followed our dating advice in I Had A Nice Time And Other Lies, so now it’s time to read our career […]

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5 Must-Have Leather Jackets Under $100 Betches

October 28, 2018

1. Traditional 2. Moto/Biker 3. Cropped 4. Work Appropriate 5. Statement

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The Weirdest Details About 20 Famous Movie Props

October 26, 2018

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. By now we’ve pretty much established that Hollywood types are making everything up as they go along. Well, apparently that goes double when it comes to property masters. There are bizarre, hilarious, creepy stories behind most of […]

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You Better Work, Betch: Weekly Horoscopes For October 1-5 Betches

October 26, 2018

If you thought you were busy last week, you don’t even want to know what’s in store for you now. Surprise, b*tch. The Sun and Mercury are in Libra making people happy, which is good. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands. Jupiter and Venus are in Scorpio which are a catalyst for sex, drugs, […]

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‘Are You The One?’ Recap: Why Is Bria In Charge? Betches

October 24, 2018

Right away we are reminded that Lewis told Asia that he’s not attracted to her. She declares she’s done with him, but she hadn’t previously gotten any of his not-so-subtle hints (aka having another girl suck his d*ck) that he wasn’t that into her, so who can say if this will stick, really?   Okay […]

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Black Boots Under $75 You Need For Fall Betches

October 21, 2018

1. ASOS DESIGN Reese Pointed Chelsea Boots ($60) 2. Jeffrey Campbell Hurricane Rain Boot ($60) 3. Boohoo Snake Detail Ankle Boot ($49) 4. ASOS DESIGN Essence Pointed Ankle Boots ($67) 5. Therapy Black Hoxton Boots ($58.15) 6. Therapy Black Malone Boots ($72.70) Like I said before, no matter the outfit or occasion, a pair of […]

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Iconic Onscreen Moments Made Possible By A Lack Of Money

October 20, 2018

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. Money: It’s the thing that most rap songs and every episode of DuckTales is about. It’s also the thing that allows for movies to be made. So when filmmakers are broke, it usually means you wind up […]

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into & Why They’re B.S. Betches

October 15, 2018

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Creating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said “yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of coke […]

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5 Etiquette Rules You Need To Know Before Registering For Your Wedding Betches

October 9, 2018

Right? Wrong. Like posing for a candid photo, registering for your wedding is something that is probably way more difficult than it needs to be if you don’t think about what you need to do ahead of time. Here are a few tips for making the whole process much easier. 1. Register ASAP Even though […]

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